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5 eyesores house guests notice first




             Did you know that out of all the                                   packages,” she warns.
          months of the year, July ranks third
          in popularity?                                                        Overstuffed Closets
             According  to  Ranker,  a  website                                   This area can be difficult to cam-
          that  polls  millions  on  everything                                 ouflage—especially  during  colder
          from film to sports to food, July even                                months  when  hanging  up  guests’
          topped December, which clocked in                                     jackets and coats are a necessity. But
          at fourth; May secured the top spot,                                  even in the summer—when you may
          while June came in second.                                            not even open a closet, guests will
             Regardless of where you stand in  small  piles  have  become  common  surely  notice  a  closet’s  inability  to
          this debate, we can’t deny that July  blind spots to us, but they stick out  close properly because of the hoodie,
          is pretty swell. (Yes, it can also be  to guests immediately. “We become  softball bat, stray boot—you name
          sweltering.) But high heat aside, this  accustomed  to  clutter  in  certain  it—that’s this close to tumbling out.
          month does carry an array of unde-  areas  of  the  home,”  Goforth  says.
          niable perks: For starters, there’s the  “Piles of shoes by the door, stacks of  Kitchen Catastrophes   these nuggets of conciliatory advice:
          4th  of  July  holiday,  the  three  Bs  mail on the counter, or pet hair that  Goforth acknowledges that keep-  “If  you  don’t  have  any  overnight
          (boats, beaches, and BBQ), and the  always lingers on the couch.” These                                 guests,  bedroom  doors  can  stay
          joy of a warm July night is simply  are the kinds of things that stick out  ing your kitchen tidy can be tricky  closed,” Goforth says. She also notes
          unparalleled.                      to fresh eyes.                     because, she says, “if you’re serving  that playrooms are allowed to be rea-
                                                                                any food, it’s impractical to expect a
             And all the above usually leads to                                                                   sonably  messy—especially  if  it’s  a
          one thing:                         Not-So-Clean Bathrooms             sparkling kitchen.” Therefore, some  kid-free  event.  Fiocchi  adds  that
                                                                                signs of food and drink preparation
             The guests are coming. I repeat:   There’s  one  room  in  the  house                                even pet toys are granted some lee-
          THE GUESTS ARE COMING!             that requires a more thorough clean-  are  unavoidable—and  entirely  ac-  way.  Finally, there’s this: “No one re-
             Whether  your  abode  boasts  a  ing,  Goforth  says,  because  guests  ceptable. However, that’s no excuse  ally cares about the garage,” Fiocchi
          backyard oasis, a plain ‘ol porch, or  will  absolutely  notice  a  dirty  bath-  to make a massive mess, either. Go-  argues. “So, when all else fails, just
          a DIY fire pit, chances are probably  room. “To go the extra mile, I also  forth’s advice? Think: clean surfaces  store all the mess in there.”
                                                                                and clear clutter.
          fair  that  you’ll  play  host  at  some  like to organize the bathroom cabi-                              Courtney Conover is wife, mom,
          point this month. And even if your  nets with anything a guest may go                                   yoga instructor, and Chicken Soup
          get-together is outdoors, guests will  looking  for—like  pain  reliever,  Closing Thoughts             for  the  Soul  contributor  who  has
          still be traipsing through your home  mouthwash,  or  feminine  hygiene  When all else fails, the duo offers  called Wayne home since 1995.
          to use your bathroom or fetch more  products,” Goforth says.
          ice for the cooler.
             That  means,  unless  mitigated, Overlooked Entryways
          your home’s messes and clutter will   Think about it: A large portion of
          be on full display. According to pro-  how  a  visitor  views  your  home  is
          fessional organizer Meredith Goforth  predicated on what they see as soon
          and Imane Fiocchi, founder of Neon  as they walk in. Says Goforth, “The
          Lace, a textile and dye studio that  front entryway is your home’s first
          specializes  in  table  linens  and  impression—and you shouldn't for-
          kitchen  accessories,  here’s  what  get  to  keep  it  tidy  and  fresh.”  To
          tends to be most noticeable:       spruce things up, she recommends
                                             adding seasonal décor and a clean
          Small Piles of Mess                doormat  and  removing  any  kids’
             If they’re small, they can’t possi-  toys or dead plants. Fiocchi agrees.
          bly be a big deal…right? Not so, says  “There are two major culprits that
          Goforth.  And  that’s  because  these  often affect your entryway: shoes and
























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